{"product_id":"tote-bag-i-eat-plants-because-they-re-cheaper-than-hospital-bills-funny-vegan-grocery-tote","title":"Tote Bag — “I Eat Plants Because They’re Cheaper Than Hospital Bills” Funny Vegan Grocery Tote","description":"Carry a little humor and practical style wherever you go with this sturdy cotton canvas tote. The heavy 12 oz fabric and reinforced self-fabric handles stand up to groceries, books, or market finds while a playful plant-themed design adds a wink to your day: bright veggies and a cheeky line about eating plants to avoid hospital bills. The flat-corner construction gives a clean, slim silhouette that slides easily under your arm or into a bike basket. Choose natural for a classic, earthy look or black for a bolder contrast — both come with a sewn-in label and reliable stitching sourced from India. Thoughtful, everyday utility with a sly sense of personality for people who live lightly and laugh often.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton canvas, heavy 12 oz (406.9 g\/m²) fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a slim, structured profile\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black with sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e- Blank product sourced from India; adult use\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":52721069949240,"sku":"15046167312804453025","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1008\/3018\/3736\/files\/20260730210459-1f18c5a5-2ec5-67b2-9a5e-864616327016.png?v=1785445626","url":"https:\/\/geteverydaywellness.com\/products\/tote-bag-i-eat-plants-because-they-re-cheaper-than-hospital-bills-funny-vegan-grocery-tote","provider":"Everyday Wellness","version":"1.0","type":"link"}